All I want for Christmas is a new work-study student to do this for me

Back from a very busy two-week holiday break.  I’m almost certainly fatter than when I left, and I’m definitely more appreciative of the weather here after walking around a frigid NYC.  After 3.5 work days I’m almost acclimated to the return to normal eating habits, regular exercise, and diurnal hours.  Not that I like it, […]

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Extra legs notwithstanding

It is only 9:30AM and already this feels like one of those days where I’m going to get nothing done except hurdling roadblocks.
I understand the purpose, in theory, of lab safety inspectors. But when they show up at 8:50AM on Monday and proceed to tell me that the computer in the incubator room should […]

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Ah, youth

Sometimes I can forget how long ago - and how many professional levels ago - my undergraduate days really were.   When one is a wizened old postdoc it’s hard not to want to take a budding young scientist under your wing, teach them everything you know (or at least what can be taught in 8 […]

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Tetrophila

I have Tetris-retina burn-in, except with flies instead of falling shapes.  You see, I’ve been doing this massive fly screening project for three days now, which means 8-10 hours per day staring at flies through a dissecting scope.  I’m only used to a few, being primarily an electrophysiologist and not so much a geneticist or […]

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It’s Like Hoarding Food for the Winter

Many researchers will tell you that daily life in the lab is often characterized by long stretches of failure and/or monotony that is punctuated by brief and exhilarating moments of unanticipated success or good fortune. You toil away at a problem for weeks and finally have an epiphany one average afternoon. You tweak […]

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